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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
~ Denis Leary ~

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
~ Brooke Shields (during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign) ~

"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
~ Groucho Marx ~

"I can resist everything except temptation."
~ Oscar Wilde. ~

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."
~ Mark Twain ~

"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money." Robin Williams.

"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something."
~ George Burns ~

"I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example."
~ Mick Miller ~

"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
~ Robin Williams ~



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