Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
It matters not what you do, as long as you are the best one doing it.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
It's a great satisfaction knowing that for a brief point in time you made a difference.
In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference.
The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
It is only those who never do anything who never make mistakes.
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.
To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.
Patience will come to those who wait for it.
Incoming fire has the right of way.
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